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"I just really like to draw disney princesses"

*forgets tiana but includes rapunzel merida elsa scrappy doo and a honda civic*

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You see Spongebob,
It’s a metaphor. You put the killing thing right between your teeth, but never give it the power to kill you.

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*pulls out phone* “hey check out this meme”

"woah, don’t you know liking memes isn’t cool???"

"aha it’s a metaphor. i like the meme but i never press the reblog button. put it in your likes but never give it the power to ruin your blog"

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….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

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Anonymous asked: Booker DeHott




A day in the life of Booker DeWitt. If you’re not getting shot at you are getting hit on.

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tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

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The Language
Nothing Was the Same
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Drake - The Language