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plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

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nottheaverageasian:

pentafrog:

nottheaverageasian:

the-girl-that-died:

shesmorethanyouknow:

tricksterjaneycrocker:

stugahtsz:

juncko:

madmeinabluebox:

forever-pretty-awkward:

Ways to kill your enemies

I know way too much about killing people because of this website

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW

by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them

bubble tea of death

Bubble tea of death

Also the marbles absorb water, so once they get inside you, they’ll start expanding even more and basically take all the fluid out of your body and you’ll very slowly dehydrate to death.

i have these and i put them in my cousin’s water and she spit them out and choked me

did you just try to murder your cousin?

*sweats nervously*

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yuzuru-michael:

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iguanamouth:

thankyoucorndog:

iguanamouth:

birds dont exist 

if this is truee, how is it that i, a bird, am using laptop?

image

checkamte

shit 

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scienceyeah:

oh look at the time

i am a fucking bird